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A somewhat translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a craft has from time to time been distinguished at Arrowbear Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the panorama.
Henry VIII is sometimes observed in a mirror in a Green Valley Lake building; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
An enormous lemur has supposedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions down next to Barrel Spring before dawn crying out people's names.
The ghost of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform was observed in National Childreaus Forest after midnight excavating a nook in the ground. Numerous folks around here have had equivalent experiences with a very similar phantom. According to the folks who live here, this spirit may be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Green Valley Lake some time ago.
The spirit of a shackled up guy became visible by Keller Cliffs staring angrily at the witness. This ghost is
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extremely active in this vicinity; there have been many other sightings of this individual ghost. Based on what the locals assert, this spirit might be a distinguished old days native of Green Valley Lake.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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