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The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in a Grand Terrace secondary school at the stroke of midnight pacing the halls.
A sizeable frightening beast can often be observed in an apartment right next door to Grand Terrace.
A massive gazelle can be observed frequently at Mojave National Preserve searching for a map.
A space man from planet Neptune has every now and then been perceived in a Grand Terrace area shoe store, marching the aisles.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human being inside is every now and then observed having a seat at a table in a Grand Terrace residence smoking a pipe. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
Christopher Columbus is known to have been perceived on a few instances pacing through an apartment in Grand Terrace.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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