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An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can frequently be seen walking a Sheepdog around midnight on a gloomy Goleta residential road.

An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter can be noticed time and again in Anisqovo Park very late at night concealing a dead body by a large boulder.

A space man from the cosmos has from time to time been observed by Campus Lagoon heaving pebbles.
A massive ram is occasionally noticed excavating a nook beside the water at Coal Oil Point.

An extraterrestrial may now and then be spotted in Bartlett Canyon around midnight mounding pebbles.

Plato is often noticed peeking through flat windows in Goleta after midnight.

An enormous donkey has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions at Atascadero Creek late in the night hurling stones into the flow.

The alien navigator of an alien spaceship can be made out frequently watching cable in a Goleta living room before dawn.

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