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These are some lies we made up about Gilroy.
A Velociraptor is frequently witnessed pulling up weeds in the back yard of a building in Gilroy.
The ghost of a bound up lady can frequently be observed in Butcher Park before dawn covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A space man has once in a while been observed late at night checking out Babbs Canyon in detail.
An enormous jackal is from time to time made out dragging a corpse from the cold water of Alamias Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large zebra is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions hovering across Cebada Flat on a dark night.
A giant kangaroo can once in a while be observed calling people's names by the waterfront at Coyote Lake.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space was perceived by a guy hunting in a forest close to Gilroy.
Vasco da Gama emerged seated on a stool in a building in Gilroy.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was spotted walking
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from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Gilroy road.
A space invader appeared on the peak of Atherton Peak before sunrise glancing at the view.
A female with the head of a leprechaun was spotted searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Gilroy home before dawn. Additional sightings of this ghost have been reported. One thing's
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for sure, it without a doubt is a menacing phantom that is better not interrupted.
A massive alligator has repeatedly been witnessed resting at a coffee table in a Gilroy mobile home.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often witnessed obliterating a bag in Asilomar State Beach by the park headquarters.
The spirit of a guy with half his head gone has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions swallowing blood from a glass in Juan Bautista De Anza National Historic Trail quite near the park headquarters. Folks here assert that this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Gilroy in the past.
An extremely large reindeer may often be distinguished staring at folks in a Gilroy home through an air vent.
An martian vacationer from another solar system may be observed very frequently in a secluded place near Gilroy.
A colossal monkey has occasionally been perceived hovering in the middle of a dark road close to Gilroy.
A very large boar has purportedly been
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perceived on frequent instances mailing a parcel at a Gilroy post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Gilroy
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Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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