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These are some lies we made up about Gardena.
A sphinx has been observed on a small number of instances striding through a Gardena area churchyard.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may sometimes be witnessed terrifying people in Algin Sutton Recreation Center in the early morning hours. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Gardena before the present.
A space man from Saturn is repeatedly perceived staring at the sight from the pinnacle of Dominguez Hills after midnight.
The ghost of a man dressed in an armed forces outfit has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances fluttering over the Dominguez Hills at midnight. A number of of the people who live here claim this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who have the guts to disrupt the silence in Gardena.
A giant armadillo can regularly be observed facing the onlooker next to a deserted highway near Gardena around midnight.
An enormous rhinoceros
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can be noticed frequently after midnight floating down on Compton Creek.
An ET from outer space has every now and then been witnessed standing by a deserted highway close to Gardena.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a human inside is now and then perceived in a residence in Gardena.
A partially see-through guy dressed as the
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captain of a boat has purportedly been distinguished on one or two instances in a Gardena mobile home. According to the people who live here, this spirit likes startling unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Gardena. In any event, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to run into before dawn.
A colossal bison can every so often be seen guzzling blood from a glass in Angeles National Forest right by the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO was observed searching for a photo near the entrance to Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area.
Napoleon Bonaparte appeared marching along a desolate road close to Gardena.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform came into sight emerging in a bathroom mirror. When perceived the ghost came up to the watcher who then fled. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this is an unfriendly ghost that any wise person would not want to come across.
A huge burro was spotted relaxing in a chair in a mobile home
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Ghost Sightings From Gardena
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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