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A space man from planet Neptune can often be perceived browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of a Garberville apartment in the early morning hours.
A massive mountain goat may be seen frequently by Goat Rock sobbing.
The ghost of a severely burned woman has every so often been seen flying across Cedar Flat on a dark night. One of the residents strongly says that this spirit is the undeparted soul of a long dead Garberville resident. Regardless of what people exclaim, it's a terrifying ghost that you do not want to run into before sunrise.
A space man from outer space is rumored to have been made out on many occasions exploring Buck Gulch in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a train driver may sometimes be perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in a Garberville trailer.
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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