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These are some lies we made up about Fullerton.
An enormous cow is rumored to have been noticed on frequent instances gazing at folks in a Fullerton mobile home through a window.
A sizeable frightening ghost has often been spotted at Brea Dam at night enjoying the landscape. Scores of folks who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Fullerton some decades ago.
Leonardo da Vinci has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions smoking a cigar in Brea Canyon after midnight.
The martian crew member of a UFO can repeatedly be noticed on the peak of East Coyote Hills late in the night gazing at the sight.
A colossal dormouse may be witnessed over and over again flying over the East Coyote Hills after midnight.
A giant reptile has once in a while been observed trying to locate a person in Acacia Park in the early morning hours.
A massive roebuck is occasionally seen in a deserted zone near Fullerton.
An alien
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explorer from another world has been said to have been made out on a few instances trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shadowy highway in close proximity to Fullerton.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can sometimes be perceived sending a box at a Fullerton post office.
The spirit of a young gentleman in a confederate uniform
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was perceived downing gas from a pump at a refueling station in Fullerton. The appearance of the viewer scared the ghost who then vanished.
The ghost of a tied up guy was seen at the waterfront at Anaheim Union Reservoir shifting orbs about. The ghost spoke about avenging a killing. Locals here who have spotted this phantom say this phantom likes terrifying foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disturb the quiet in Fullerton. No matter what people express, it sure is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan mink was seen in the center of Bacon Creek calling people's names.
A huge gila monster was spotted appearing scary in Angeles National Forest by the ranger station.
The spirit of a young female soaked in blood has repeatedly been observed staring irritably at the watcher in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area by the park headquarters. Residents here allege that this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Fullerton many years ago.
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gargantuan muskrat is often distinguished walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Fullerton residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Fullerton
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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