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These are some lies we made up about Fresno.
An ET from another planet was perceived in a Fresno home.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been perceived emerging in a bedroom mirror.
A guy's body having the head of a dog is repeatedly noticed relaxing in a chair in an apartment in close proximity to Fresno.
A colossal lovebird has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances frightening people in Chandler Park at the stroke of midnight.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy can repeatedly be noticed on a dark night sprinting after a passing Chrysler on a shadowy road close to Fresno.
The Loch Ness Monster may be witnessed very often in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight.
The phantom of a guy carrying a sword has every so often been distinguished shouting at the onlooker to beat it in Millerton Lake State Park right by the ranger station.
The ghost of a female
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with demonic signs etched into her arm is now and then distinguished picking flowers in the yard of a house in Fresno.
A female with maggots crawling out of her nostrils is known to have been distinguished on a few instances throwing chunks of concrete by Yosemite National Park. A lot of people who live here claim this phantom may be the spirit
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of a person who lived here who passed on here in Fresno some decades ago.
A massive frog may from time to time be made out by an old man hunting in a forest close to Fresno.
The ghost of a strapped up lady has frequently been made out taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home in Fresno. No matter what people utter, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be left alone.
A female with the head of a leprechaun is often made out trying to locate a bag beside a streetlight in Fresno. Local people who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost might be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Fresno.
A sizeable scary beast has been perceived on a few occasions marching from building to building on a dark night on a Fresno avenue.
A colossal musk deer can repeatedly be made out taking a rest at a table in a Fresno trailer.
A female hauling her head by her arm may be perceived very often looking at folks in a Fresno house through an air vent.
A colossal burro is occasionally spotted trying to flag
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down cars by a murky road right next door to Fresno.
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Ghost Sightings From Fresno
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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