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These are some lies we made up about Fremont.
The spirit of an elderly female clutching a handgun has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions throwing boulders in Alameda Creek Quarries Regional Park before dawn. A resident claims that this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Fremont. Whichever way, it certainly is a menacing ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can once in a while be noticed in a metal boat on The Lagoon excavating a crack.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy was distinguished annihilating a bag by Mowry Slough.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars came into sight browsing through trash cans on a Fremont road.
A huge finch was observed on a Fremont street very late at night.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady came into sight suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Fremont. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the watchers. One of the residents steadfastly
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declares that this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Fremont resident.
A space alien from the cosmos was witnessed after midnight floating down Agua Caliente Creek.
A big bloodcurdling giant was observed in a grocery store in the Fremont neighborhood.
A space alien has repeatedly been distinguished monitoring the view from
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the apex of Coyote Hills late at night.
An extremely large mustang is often witnessed at the stroke of midnight soaring over the Coyote Hills.
The spirit of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions in Mission Pass around midnight howling. In any case, this ghost indisputably is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to meet at night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy can frequently be seen down beside the water at Calaveras Point struggling to express something. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be spotted very frequently trying on a shirt in a Fremont trailer.
Ferdinand Magellan has once in a while been distinguished poking around in mailboxes at midnight in Fremont.
A huge newt is every so often perceived frightening folks quite near the entrance to Golden Gate National Recreation Area.
A bloodcurdling
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being has supposedly been made out on frequent instances repositioning orbs around in Angel Island State Park outside the park headquarters. Some of the folks here assert this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while driving through Fremont long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Fremont
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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