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These are some lies we made up about Frazier Park.
A space man from space has sometimes been perceived in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A space invader is once in a while witnessed examining Black Bob Canyon in detail after midnight.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances at midnight looking over Joe Clark Flat.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can once in a while be noticed up on Antimony Peak calling out people's names. One thing's for certain, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that should be avoided.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in an armed forces uniform was seen mid stream in Amargosa Creek appearing creepy. This is one of those phantoms that is observed over and over again close at hand.
A space invader from planet Jupiter was seen in Frazier Mountain Park at midnight staring irritably at the bystander.
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colossal whale came into sight by an old woman camping at a campground next to Frazier Park.
A massive hippopotamus was made out resting on a bench in an apartment in Frazier Park.
The Gingerbread Man was distinguished digging a gap under a streetlight in Frazier Park.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has regularly
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been distinguished quite near the entrance to Castaic Lake State Park piling stones.
A gigantic dingo is often spotted near Channel Islands National Park swallowing blood from a mug.
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Ghost Sightings From Frazier Park
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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