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These are some lies we made up about Fort Bidwell.
A fairly see-through guy dressed as the skipper of a fishing boat came into sight drifting down Bidwell Creek very late at night. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other in attendance. If you listen to what the locals say, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who have the guts to upset the tranquility in Fort Bidwell.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft materialized in Briggs Canyon before sunrise stacking boulders.
A sizeable creepy spirit was spotted late in the night glancing over Coyote Flat. The arrival of the onlooker frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
Nicolaus Copernicus was witnessed eating a melon on the summit of one of the hills in the Larkspur Hills in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has frequently been perceived hauling a dead body over rocks in Fort Bidwell Indian Reservation at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Bidwell
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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