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These are some lies we made up about Fontana.
An alien from Venus can regularly be noticed on the shore of Stone Reservoir eating a burger.
A giant lemur can be spotted repeatedly glugging down apple juice up on the summit of Jurupa Mountains.
A space invader from another galaxy has now and then been perceived smoking a pipe on the top of one of the mountains in the Jurupa Mountains after midnight.
A space invader is every now and then perceived hovering along a gloomy road near Fontana.
A giant marten is known to have been spotted on several instances seeking a person in Duncan Canyon very late at night.
The ghost of a silver-miner may every so often be distinguished sending a parcel at a Fontana post office.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer is frequently seen guzzling gas from a pump at a fuel station in Fontana.
An enormous armadillo is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions in Avalon Park before sunrise pulling a body over the grass.
The
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phantom of a man clothed as a handy man may repeatedly be spotted after midnight drifting along on Day Canyon Wash.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy can be observed frequently walking a Terrier very late at night on a dark Fontana street.
A space invader from deep space has occasionally been perceived watching
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cable in a Fontana living room at midnight.
A large terrifying beast is every so often witnessed rearranging orbs about quite near the entrance to California Citrus State Park.
A huge bull has been said to have been spotted on several occasions browsing through trash cans on a Fontana lane.
An extraterrestrial can every so often be noticed on a Fontana residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos was seen in Mojave National Preserve right by the ranger station howling at the watcher to go away.
Aristotle became visible floating in the air like a cloud in Fontana.
An ET from Pluto was spotted looking at a guy sleeping in a bed in a flat in Fontana.
A female with a fairly translucent body materialized in a hardware store in the Fontana vicinity. When made out the ghost came close to the witness who then fled. No matter what folks state, this is a nasty ghost that you would not want to run into late in the night.
The ghost of a security guard with a
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bullet hole in his forehead was spotted trying on socks in a Fontana home. There have been numerous stories concerning this ghost in the area.
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Ghost Sightings From Fontana
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Ghost Sightings From Fontana
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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