Farmington

 
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Johann Sebastian Bach is from time to time made out scrambling out of a drain hole on a Farmington lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A giant canary has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions at Farmington Dam on a dark night taking in the surroundings.
    
A colossal hamster has often been made out trying to locate a shoe in a row boat on Farmington Flood Control Basin.

An extraterrestrial is often observed swallowing motor oil in Hoods Creek.

An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has been distinguished on several occasions performing a melody on a flute in a Farmington home.

 

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