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These are some lies we made up about Eureka.
A Tyrannosaurus is sometimes distinguished riding on a motorcycle on a murky road near Eureka.
The ghost of a man carrying a blood-covered axe has purportedly been observed on several occasions late in the night studying Bob Hill Gulch in detail. One thing's for sure, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be stayed away from.
The spirit of a civil war warrior can now and then be made out in a Eureka apartment. Either way, it is unquestionably a scary spirit that is better not disrupted.
An extremely large zebra was made out strolling by the side of a deserted highway near Eureka.
The phantom of a gentleman with demonic signs engraved into his hand was seen looking at the scenery at Eureka Boat Basin on a dark night. Several accounts of this phantom have been described. Scores of people who live here declare this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Eureka some decades ago.
A space invader came into sight in Dead Mouse Marsh
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before sunrise struggling to conceal a corpse.
An martian voyager from deep space was distinguished on a dark night hovering over Jones Prairie.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead coyote was distinguished by Red Bluff smoking a cigar. Numerous people close by have had matching sightings with a very similar ghost. Local
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people who have observed this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Eureka.
A gargantuan porcupine has regularly been made out at Arcata Bay on a dark night looking down into the water.
An ET from planet Mars is regularly observed reading a tabloid on the shore of Catfish Lake.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has been witnessed on a handful of occasions by Bridge Creek gripping a headbone.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may repeatedly be observed hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Arcata Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful lady with a rope around her neck can be observed very often yelling up on Cape Horn. In any event, this is a hostile spirit that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
Vasco da Gama has once in a while been distinguished emerging in a restroom mirror.
An exceptionally bloodcurdling ghost is occasionally
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witnessed around midnight running after a passing Honda on a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Eureka.
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Ghost Sightings From Eureka
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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