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  A tremendous Kraken is rumored to live in the cold murky depths of Lake Hodges near the dam. Supposedly honest locals of the nearby lake village say that this legendary cryptid drags unwary boaters to Davy Jones Locker now and then. Says local witness and long time sailor Captain K. Runch Arr, it's an evil beastie! T'was 'cause of him I lost me leg! And me parrot! Whether or not this rumored devil from the depths is real it's advised to be very vigilant when boating on and visiting this aquatic recreational preserve. .
    Submitted by Igigi
       Category: kraken


A family of uncommonly smelly skunk apes have been seen occupying the area of Reedy Creek in Escondido howling in the late hours peering into parked cars and abducting small dogs. It's advised to avoid these un-evolved crypto-zoological throwbacks. For certainly they are really creepy and smelly!.
Submitted by Igigi
       Category: animals


An eight foot female sasquatch was witnessed in south Escondido hurling tires and mournfully moaning for a mate at passing cars.
 

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