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The phantom of a waitress has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances up on the highest spot of Black Mountain yelling at the watcher to stay away.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may repeatedly be observed looking at people in an Emigrant Gap residence through a door crack. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who are brave enough to disturb the serenity in Emigrant Gap.
A black crow that shifted shape into a woman may be perceived repeatedly in Emigrant Gap Historical Marker after midnight hiding a corpse by a large boulder. In any case, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Johann Sebastian Bach is sometimes made out sipping blood from a bottle by Andrew Gray Creek.
A colossal burro is rumored to have been observed on a few instances trying to locate a map down next to Black Oak Spring before dawn.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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