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These are some lies we made up about Edwards.
A feminine person is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances in Onizuka Park before sunrise hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock.
The ghost of a lady with words cut into her foot can sometimes be made out on the highest spot of Bissell Hills in the early morning hours looking at the view.
A gargantuan hare was seen on the summit of one of the heights in the Bissell Hills before dawn seeking something.
The ghost of a woman with a knife in her neck was perceived on a dark night glancing across Rogers Lake. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else near. One of the folks who live here determinedly declares that this ghost may be a well-known past resident of Edwards. One thing is for sure, this is an antagonistic spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A Pterodactyl showed up climbing out from a storm drain on an Edwards residential street late in the night.
A space alien was noticed playing a song on a piano in an Edwards
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mobile home.
An martian explorer from another galaxy was spotted right by Angeles National Forest struggling to grip something.
A female with the head of a demon has regularly been noticed shining a kerosene lamp in Mojave National Preserve outside the park headquarters.
A giant chimpanzee is frequently noticed in an Edwards secondary
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school before dawn wandering the hallways.
A space man from another solar system has been observed on a few instances in a house next to Edwards.
The phantom of a guy with half his head gone may often be perceived in an Edwards area shoe store, staggering the aisles. Whichever way, it's a scary ghost that should be let alone.
The Gingerbread Man may be seen time and again facing the onlooker late in the night by a mailbox in Edwards.
A colossal porcupine has now and then been perceived seated at a coffee table in an Edwards trailer staring furiously at the witness.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while noticed walking through a flat in Edwards.
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Ghost Sightings From Edwards
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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