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These are some lies we made up about Durham.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space is often witnessed at the stroke of midnight examining Crouch Ravine in detail.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions by Dead Horse Slough smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can often be made out gulping regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Durham.
An extremely large marten has once in a while been seen conversing into the thin air as if someone else was near.
A space man from another solar system is once in a while observed weeping in Depot Park before sunrise.
A gargantuan ermine has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions yelling near the entrance to Bidwell Mansion State Park.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer can occasionally be seen walking a Rottweiler late in the night on a shadowy Durham residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Durham
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Ghost Sightings From Durham
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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