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A woman with a knife sticking out of her head can once in a while be seen striding through a Duncans Mills vicinity burial ground.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head was seen grasping a human headbone by a wild highway next to Duncans Mills before dawn. There have been many accounts about this ghost in the area. Folks say that this phantom is the struggling soul of an old Duncans Mills local person.
A massive woodchuck came into view gazing at the panorama from the summit of Big Oat Mountain late at night.
A giant alligator was seen glancing across The Racetrack in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A semi translucent guy outfitted as the skipper of a oil tanker came into view attempting to verbalize something down at Government Spring late in the night. Additional sightings of this ghost have been reported. One of the local residents firmly claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Duncans Mills in the past. Either way, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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