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These are some lies we made up about Dinuba.
A space alien from another world is sometimes made out seated at a table in a Dinuba mobile home.
A body with a skeleton face in shadowy robes is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances up on the highest spot of Barris Hill screaming at the watcher to stay away.
A massive ewe can every now and then be observed concealing a dead body by a large boulder in Camacho Park after midnight.
A space invader was spotted burrowing an outlet by Sand Creek.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos showed up gazing at the waves beside the water at Reedley Beach before dawn.
A big creepy giant was made out staring at folks in a Dinuba home through a keyhole.
A lady with an axe in her head came into view in a secluded zone right next door to Dinuba. The ghost mumbled about avenging a slaying.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter was distinguished standing beside a dark road in close proximity to Dinuba. The observer was frightened
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and fled.
The ghost of an airliner pilot has frequently been distinguished slurping gasoline from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Dinuba.
A space invader from space is repeatedly made out trying to locate somebody in Sequoia & Kings Canyon National Park outside the park headquarters.
A space invader is known to have been perceived
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on a small number of instances clutching a cranium in Colonel Allensworth State Park right by the park headquarters.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft can frequently be observed speaking into the thin air as if somebody else was present.
The creepy ghost of a Viking can be seen often walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours on a shadowy Dinuba residential street. People say that this ghost could be a celebrated old days resident of Dinuba. No matter what, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
A terrifying skeleton has every so often been perceived peeking through flat windows in Dinuba late at night.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy is occasionally observed watching cable in a Dinuba living room late at night.
A shining human person has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions on a Dinuba street late at night. One thing is for certain, this is an intimidating ghost that any wise person would not want to run into.
A colossal
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gopher may once in a while be spotted looking at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a home in Dinuba.
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Ghost Sightings From Dinuba
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Ghost Sightings From Dinuba
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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