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The ghost of a young-looking lady wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress may sometimes be witnessed concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Diamond Spring State Historic Landmark after midnight.
A giant koodoo was spotted soaring over Coon Hollow in the early morning hours.
A very large doe appeared staggering through a home right next door to Diamond Springs.
Leonardo da Vinci appeared at a public phone in Diamond Springs making a telephone call.
An alien from another solar system was witnessed examining Cedar Ravine in detail before dawn.
The spirit of an eight feet tall massive giant was seen staggering through a Diamond Springs neighborhood cemetery. The eye witness escaped when he distinguished the spirit. In any case, it's a scary phantom that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a female having half her head lost has often been distinguished mid stream in Cold Springs Creek hauling a human skull.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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