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A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered dress has been said to have been distinguished on several instances by Elliot Cove after midnight gazing at the water.
An martian explorer from another galaxy may once in a while be made out shining a flash light up on Bush Hill.
An ET from another part of the galaxy was spotted gazing at a guy snoozing in an armchair in a house in Crockett.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft showed up in a shoe store in the Crockett neighborhood.
A gargantuan kangaroo was seen looking creepy in Austin Creek.
A gargantuan koala showed up covering a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Africa USA Park at the stroke of midnight.
A man having a knife in his head was perceived bass fishing from the water's edge of Lake Chabot on a dark night. Other folks around here have had equivalent sightings with a similar phantom. Lots of folks who live here claim this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local who used to reside here in Crockett. One thing is for certain, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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