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An extremely large cow is every so often spotted mounted on a bike on a shady highway near Crestline.
An ET from planet Neptune has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions on the highest spot of Arrowhead Peak in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the vista.
A space man from deep space may now and then be spotted glugging down water from Hot Spring around midnight.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been spotted at the waterfront at Arrowhead Springs Hot Lake seeking a box.
An alien vacationer from deep space is frequently seen dining on a cookie in Badger Canyon before dawn.
The spirit of a youthful lady with a cord around her neck has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances in the early morning hours gazing across Grass Valley. Based on what the residents declare, this ghost loves frightening foolhardy people who are bold enough to interrupt the quiet in Crestline.
William Shakespeare can be
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made out over and over again smoking a pipe at Cedar Spring Dam late in the night.
A huge addax has now and then been seen in a house in Crestline.
A colossal elephant is once in a while witnessed marching next to a deserted highway next to Crestline.
A space man from another galaxy has been said to have been seen on one or two
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instances on the pinnacle of one of the heights in the Shandin Hills very late at night weeping.
A sasquatch was seen staring by the water at Blue Jay Bay.
A colossal giraffe materialized mid stream in Burnt Mill Creek attempting to snatch something.
An extraterrestrial was seen flashing a lantern in Blair Park before dawn.
A gentleman without a head came into view emerging in a mirror. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the air. Nonetheless, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
A sizeable creepy monster was noticed pushing orbs around in California Citrus State Park near the park headquarters.
A fantastically frightening ghost was perceived seated in a chair in a home near Crestline. The ghost was ingested by the air after being noticed. Many people who live here allege this spirit could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Crestline in the past.
A huge gnu has regularly been distinguished turning toward the observer near Mojave
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Ghost Sightings From Crestline
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Ghost Sightings From Crestline
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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