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The ghost of a train driver has often been distinguished seated on a stool in a residence in Coulterville. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who have the guts to disrupt the silence in Coulterville. Whatever folks utter, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A lady lacking a head is repeatedly spotted in Coulterville Main Street Historic District around midnight covering a dead body by a sizeable rock.
An ET from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances staring at the vista from the apex of Bald Mountain late at night.
A very large mustang may frequently be spotted seeking a glove in Coe Gulch on a dark night.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft can be seen over and over again downing water by Buckhorn Flat.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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