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These are some lies we made up about Corning.
A medusa can regularly be made out in a mirror in a Corning flat; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
An enormous fish may be witnessed frequently in Estil C Clark Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling boulders.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has from time to time been perceived flinging rocks into the current at Brannin Creek before dawn.
A colossal gemsbok is every now and then seen in a trailer in the vicinity of Corning.
An extremely large tapir can now and then be observed checking out Copeland Bar in detail on a dark night.
A glowing human person was perceived in a Corning area shoe store, walking the aisles. The viewer got freaked out and ran off.
The spirit of a pregnant female emerged consuming an apple around midnight by a vending machine in Corning. The phantom didn't seem to be agonized by the watchers.
A space alien from Pluto was witnessed smoking a cigar in Bidwell Mansion State Park
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by the park headquarters.
A space alien from outer space became visible resting at the dining table in a Corning house reading a magazine.
A space invader was observed trying to find a person quite near the entrance to Lassen Volcanic National Park.
Vincent van Gogh was noticed wandering through a house in Corning.
The extraterrestrial
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mechanic of an alien spaceship has frequently been perceived staggering through a house near Corning.
An extremely large hyena is regularly observed in a phone booth in Corning using the telephone.
A Velociraptor has been noticed on a few instances struggling to grasp something by the side of a wild road close to Corning at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking guy wearing a leather jacket may often be distinguished spending time in a derelict home in Corning. In any event, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
A beheaded guy can be perceived very often standing by a desolate road close to Corning.
The phantom of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform has now and then been perceived in a trailer in Corning. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disturbed.
A huge porpoise is every now and then observed in a Corning apartment.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions
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striding next to a wild road in the neighborhood of Corning.
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Ghost Sightings From Corning
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Ghost Sightings From Corning
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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