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These are some lies we made up about Colton.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-covered spear has repeatedly been noticed trying to find a hat under a parked Chevy in a Colton parking lot late at night. It has been declared that this particular spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Colton resident.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly noticed on the pinnacle of Blue Mountain late in the night examining the view.
An martian vacationer from another planet has purportedly been observed on one or two instances in a Colton area supermarket, walking the aisles.
Aristotle can frequently be distinguished in the early morning hours soaring across the Box Springs Mountains.
An alien from space has every now and then been seen resting at the dining table in a Colton trailer drinking blood from a cup.
A space invader is now and then perceived down near Cassina Springs on a dark night seeking a glove.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world
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has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances tossing boulders into the flow at City Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from the Moon may once in a while be spotted in Box Springs Canyon at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
A giant otter was made out at midnight checking out Rialto Bench.
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space man from deep space came into sight trying to find a man on the water's edge of Lake Evans.
An army outfit striding about devoid of a body in it was witnessed pacing through a mobile home in Colton. The viewer was frightened and ran off.
An Anchisaurus materialized in Abraham Lincoln Shrine before dawn covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
The spirit of a civil war warrior was observed by California Citrus State Park attempting to say something. The spirit did not appear to be anxious by the eye witnesses.
A very large hippopotamus was noticed being carried by a steed by the side of a highway in the vicinity of Colton.
A very large crow has often been spotted staggering through a building in the vicinity of Colton.
The Wizard of Oz is repeatedly noticed at a pay phone in Colton using the telephone.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on a few instances repositioning orbs about in Mojave National Preserve quite near the ranger station.
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ghost of a badly burned woman can regularly be seen appearing terrifying down a desolate highway near Colton in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Colton
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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