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These are some lies we made up about Colfax.
Archimedes is often observed late at night gazing over Burnt Flat.
A space alien from outer space has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances at Cape Horn late in the night staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial can regularly be witnessed taking a rest on a couch in an apartment near Colfax.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet may be spotted often looking at the view from the pinnacle of Big John Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan aardvark is from time to time perceived on a dark night rushing after a passing Pontiac on a shadowy road near Colfax.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is known to have been observed on numerous occasions devastating a picture in the middle of Brushy Creek.
A space alien from another galaxy may from time to time be distinguished trying to locate a glove beside Codfish Falls late in the night.
A space alien has frequently been spotted by Big Bend dining
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on a melon.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is repeatedly distinguished at the stroke of midnight examining Brushy Canyon in detail.
The ghost of a gravely charred woman has been said to have been noticed on several occasions in the backseat of a VW by the driver spotting the spirit in her rear view mirror late in the night.
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phantom of a gentleman with a name engraved into his leg may repeatedly be made out by an old woman fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Colfax. One thing is for sure, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of an engine driver can be noticed frequently reading a magazine outside the entrance to Auburn State Park. One of the local residents confidently claims that this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a former Colfax resident. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be steered clear of.
A lady lacking a head has every now and then been spotted seated on a sofa in a mobile home in Colfax.
The phantom of a young female with a wire around her neck is sometimes noticed sniveling underneath a streetlamp in Colfax. No matter what, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A Chupacabra has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances striding from apartment to apartment after midnight on a Colfax
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Ghost Sightings From Colfax
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Ghost Sightings From Colfax
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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