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An ET from another galaxy may now and then be seen hurling pieces of wood down beside the waterfront at Mokelumne Beach.

The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been witnessed in Stillman Magee Park on a dark night mounding pebbles.

An enormous lovebird is frequently seen at Camanche Dam very late at night demolishing a shoe.
    
A space alien from planet Pluto is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions on the shore of Camanche Reservoir sipping blood from a beaker.

A female with worms crawling out of her nostrils can be seen repeatedly staggering through a building in Clements. Nonetheless, it's a terrifying phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.

 

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