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These are some lies we made up about Clayton.
An martian explorer from another galaxy can occasionally be spotted glancing over Deer Flat around midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed down beside Chaparral Spring in the early morning hours searching for a person. When the spirit was spotted it disappeared into the thin air.
The phantom of a guy having on a soldier's uniform materialized conducting a conducted visit of Barbecue Terrace to a collection of ghosts at night. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
A huge argali showed up before sunrise floating by on Alder Creek.
A sizeable menacing beast was witnessed in Curry Canyon before sunrise attempting to grasp something.
An old knight's armor without a human being inside was noticed flashing a flash light up on the pinnacle of Artist Point. Scared by the eye witnesses the ghost vanished into the dark. It has been asserted that this exact ghost may be the soul
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of a resident who passed away here in Clayton long ago.
A giant bunny has repeatedly been noticed meditating in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Clayton.
A colossal muskrat is often observed in Ambrose Park very late at night concealing a body by a sizeable boulder.
An extraterrestrial from another planet
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has purportedly been made out on many instances sitting at a coffee table in a Clayton apartment moving orbs around.
A giant cheetah may be distinguished very frequently in the early morning hours before sunrise flying across the Black Hills.
A Pterodactyl is every so often seen strolling through a house in Clayton.
A huge horse can occasionally be perceived mounted on a stallion beside a road near Clayton.
Thumbelina has repeatedly been observed in a phone booth in Clayton talking on the telephone.
A very large polar bear has allegedly been seen on several instances near Angel Island State Park going nuts.
William Shakespeare may regularly be witnessed hollowing out a crater in Golden Gate National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be observed frequently walking through a Clayton neighborhood churchyard.
An enormous donkey has from time to time been made out looking for a shoe in the middle of a secluded
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road close to Clayton on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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