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These are some lies we made up about Chualar.
An extraterrestrial from deep space came into sight staring irritably at the onlooker in Chualar Canyon after midnight.
An extraterrestrial came into sight pacing from house to house before dawn on a Chualar street.
A pitch black snake that transformed into a lady was seen looking over Round Spring Valley very late at night. There have been several testimonies regarding this ghost in the area.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was distinguished by Chualar Creek hollowing out a hole.
Little Red Riding Hood has often been seen up on the apex of Bluerock Mountain destroying a bag.
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Ghost Sightings From Chualar
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Ghost Sightings From Chualar
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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