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These are some lies we made up about Chino Hills.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft is regularly witnessed in a Chino Hills home.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet may often be spotted showing up in a washroom mirror.
A space invader from another world has every now and then been noticed in Abacherli Canyon at midnight searching for a box.
A giant crocodile is occasionally witnessed studying the surroundings from the peak of Chino Hills before dawn.
Archimedes may occasionally be witnessed at midnight flying over the Chino Hills.
A space invader has repeatedly been noticed in Bon View Park late at night reading a book.
A luminous human form is repeatedly perceived floating along on Chino Creek late at night. According to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost likes frightening foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Chino Hills. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A very large rabbit
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has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions having a seat on a stool in a flat near Chino Hills.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can often be noticed at Prado Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the view.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy may be perceived frequently struggling to grasp something
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at Carbon Canyon Mineral Springs in the early morning hours.
A decapitated gentleman is every so often made out in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from space has purportedly been observed on frequent instances trimming bushes in the front garden of a building in Chino Hills.
A lady with her head and left arm and right leg separated can from time to time be witnessed relaxing on a couch in a building in Chino Hills. Folks here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost could be a distinguished days gone by dweller of Chino Hills. Whatever people verbalize, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
The Mothman was spotted pacing from home to home on a dark night on a Chino Hills avenue.
A massive skunk showed up in Angeles National Forest by the park headquarters turning toward the observer.
A space man was observed yelling at the watcher to stay away in Mojave National Preserve
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near the park headquarters.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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