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An alien traveler from space came into view fluttering over Ash Meadows at midnight.
A space alien from planet Mercury showed up dragging a body from the ice cold water of Burnt Mill Creek at night.
An enormous ape was seen at Blue Jay Bay late in the night looking down into the water.
A headless man was observed in a mirror in a Cedar Glen home; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror. The spirit spoke of avenging a homicide.
A female with her left arm and left leg cut off has repeatedly been seen late at night examining Blue Jay Canyon in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Glen
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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