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These are some lies we made up about Castro Valley.
A space invader from another world may often be seen burrowing a hollow in a sail boat on Almond Reservoir.
A massive ewe can be spotted over and over again soaring across the San Leandro Hills on a dark night.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body has once in a while been made out burning an object at Cull Creek Dam on a dark night. One thing's for sure, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be shunned.
An ET has been observed on a small number of occasions appearing in a closet mirror.
A big terrifying giant can now and then be perceived trying to locate a book mid stream in Bolinas Creek.
A very large beaver was distinguished sitting in a beanbag in a building in the neighborhood of Castro Valley.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into view gulping milk in Arroyo Swim Center late at night.
A guy having the head of a goblin was witnessed hovering
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over San Leandro Valley after midnight. This particular ghost has been noticed time and again in this location.
An martian traveler from space came into sight in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight.
A fairly decomposed human body was seen reading a tabloid in Bollinger
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Canyon late in the night. There have been several stories about this ghost in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a farmer hat was perceived up on the pinnacle of Harlan Hill gripping a headbone. Further folks in the vicinity have had comparable happenings involving a similar ghost.
An alien from another galaxy has repeatedly been spotted pulling up weeds in the side garden of a mobile home in Castro Valley.
A gigantic bull is frequently made out seated on the floor in a building in Castro Valley.
An alien has allegedly been seen on several instances in Golden Gate National Recreation Area at the park headquarters trying to capture something.
The alien crew member of a UFO can frequently be seen reasoning in Angel Island State Park right by the ranger station.
Issac Newton can be distinguished over and over again moving orbs around next to a streetlight in Castro Valley.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has once in a while been spotted going through the refrigerator in the kitchen
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of a Castro Valley house at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Castro Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Castro Valley
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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