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These are some lies we made up about Carmichael.
A large frightening giant may once in a while be noticed howling at the onlooker to beat it in Rossmoor Bar around midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting an armed forces outfit was distinguished covering a body by a large boulder in Ahlstron Park before dawn. When made out the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran off.
An extremely large bighorn showed up floating in the air like a blimp in Carmichael.
A space alien from deep space was perceived in Sutter Slough on a dark night struggling to deposit a dead body.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized mid stream in Buffalo Creek gulping blood from a jar.
Aristotle was spotted looking at a person slumbering on a mattress in an apartment in Carmichael.
An alien from planet Mercury was spotted in a clothing store in the Carmichael vicinity.
A very large waterbuck has repeatedly been seen climbing out of a drain hole on a Carmichael
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avenue around midnight.
A Triceratops is frequently noticed by Mather Dam around midnight gazing at the water.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human being inside is known to have been observed on numerous occasions nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Carmichael. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost is the
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ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Carmichael before the present.
The ghost of a woman with a sack bound around her head may repeatedly be distinguished in a Carmichael highschool at midnight walking the hallways. Residents claim that this ghost loves frightening people who are bold enough to disturb the peace in Carmichael. One thing's for sure, it's sure a chilling ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic ibex has occasionally been observed in Auburn State Park at the ranger station gazing.
A sizeable chilling ghost is from time to time made out in a mobile home right next door to Carmichael.
Snow White has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions trying to find a hat under a parked car in a Carmichael parking lot after midnight.
A space invader from deep space can from time to time be witnessed in a Carmichael area clothing store, marching the aisles.
An ET has regularly been perceived shuffling orbs around before sunrise on a sidewalk in
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Ghost Sightings From Carmichael
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Ghost Sightings From Carmichael
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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