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These are some lies we made up about Carmel By The Sea.
A military outfit striding about lacking a body in it has frequently been seen excavating a crater by Carmel River. One thing's for certain, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.
A space alien from another world is repeatedly perceived gazing at the water by Monterey Harbor late in the night.
A space invader has been made out on several occasions at Aeneas Beach around midnight going for a swim.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship can often be made out trying to find a bag next to the water at Arrowhead Point.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may be distinguished repeatedly dining on a piece of bread next to the waterfront at Del Monte Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Carmel By The Sea
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Ghost Sightings From Carmel By The Sea
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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