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These are some lies we made up about Capistrano Beach.
A very large cheetah is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances tossing stones into Palisades Reservoir before dawn.
A space man may regularly be perceived by Coyote Bluff hollowing out an opening.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement outfit may be seen frequently by Dana Point Harbor after midnight staring at the water. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An Anchisaurus has every now and then been spotted wandering through a building in close proximity to Capistrano Beach.
An alien tourist from another world is every so often spotted at a pay phone in Capistrano Beach using the telephone.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions smoking a pipe alongside a wild highway in close proximity to Capistrano Beach on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Mars may every so often be
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noticed up on the pinnacle of Niguel Hill reading a magazine.
A massive yak has regularly been perceived at Aliso Point after midnight staring down into the water.
The ghost of a man sporting an armed forces uniform is frequently seen sobbing in Aliso Beach County Park at night.
Snow White is known to have been distinguished on
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numerous instances going for a late-night swim at Aliso Beach.
An old knight's armor with no human being inside may regularly be observed standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Capistrano Beach. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a creepy phantom that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a lady with a bag bound around her head can be witnessed repeatedly in Blind Canyon in the early morning hours before sunrise shining a flash light. Based on what the locals argue, this spirit gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come trying to locate spirits in Capistrano Beach.
An alien from the cosmos has every so often been seen hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Cristianitos Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous pronghorn is once in a while perceived riding on a motorcycle on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Capistrano Beach.
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Ghost Sightings From Capistrano Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Capistrano Beach
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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