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These are some lies we made up about Campo.
A space invader from Pluto has once in a while been perceived nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Campo.
The phantom of an elderly lady holding a firearm is from time to time noticed gazing at the water by Morena Dam after midnight.
A space invader from another galaxy can every now and then be noticed musicalizing on a guitar in a Campo residence.
An extremely large pig has often been observed very late at night hovering over Bronco Flats.
A huge cow is repeatedly observed in the center of Hauser Creek having a sandwich.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can often be made out scrutinizing Bear Valley in detail after midnight.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be observed over and over again smoking a pipe down next to Buckman Springs on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Campo
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Ghost Sightings From Campo
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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