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These are some lies we made up about California City.
The ghost of a gold-miner has allegedly been witnessed on several instances in Balsitis Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
Galileo may every now and then be witnessed up on the peak of Castle Butte trashing a bag.
A very large lynx was spotted in Fremont Valley before dawn downing blood from a beaker.
Bigfoot showed up crawling out from a manhole on a California City residential road before sunrise.
The ghost of a man clothed as a gardener was distinguished nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in California City. The phantom didn't seem to be concerned by the eye witnesses.
A very large mole became visible smoking a pipe by Antelope Valley State Park.
A big terrifying monster was noticed playing a melody on a harmonica in a California City trailer.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy was distinguished in Mojave National Preserve near the park
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headquarters trying to find something.
A gargantuan springbok has repeatedly been seen in a mirror in a California City mobile home; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
Socrates is regularly made out in a trailer close to California City.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a sheriff uniform has been said to have
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been made out on a few occasions searching for a photo underneath a parked car in a California City parking lot in the early morning hours.
An enormous whale may often be seen in a California City area store, striding the aisles.
An alien from another world can be perceived frequently pondering at night by a vending machine in California City.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has from time to time been distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in a California City home scaring folks.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is every so often witnessed wandering through an apartment in California City.
A gargantuan chipmunk has been spotted on a small number of occasions riding on a mule along a road in close proximity to California City.
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Ghost Sightings From California City
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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