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These are some lies we made up about Cabazon.
A military outfit strolling about lacking a body in it has often been perceived pulling a body from the freezing water of Azalea Creek late at night.
A huge zebu is often spotted observing the surroundings from the highest spot of Barker Peak very late at night.
A space invader has supposedly been made out on a few instances staggering through a Cabazon area cemetery.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object can be noticed very frequently holding a skull in Black Mountain Scenic Area in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a seriously charred female has sometimes been perceived next to Bay Tree Spring in the early morning hours howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Cabazon
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Ghost Sightings From Cabazon
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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