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These are some lies we made up about Bryn Mawr.
An ET from another world was noticed searching for a photo in Abraham Lincoln Shrine in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Goldilocks came into view searching through garbage container on a Bryn Mawr residential road.
A gargantuan pony was made out on a Bryn Mawr avenue late in the night.
The alien pilot of a UFO is often made out talking into the thin air in City Creek.
The ghost of a lady having half her head not there may repeatedly be observed glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Blue Mountain around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bryn Mawr
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Ghost Sightings From Bryn Mawr
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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