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These are some lies we made up about Brooks.
An ET from planet Neptune is from time to time spotted flinging bricks into the stream at Brooks Creek after midnight.
An ET from another solar system has supposedly been noticed on several occasions flying across the Capay Hills at midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can now and then be made out browsing through trash container on a Brooks residential road.
An alien voyager from space has often been witnessed screaming by Alder Spring after midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is often seen struggling to verbalize something by Big Rock. Regardless of what folks express, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to run into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brooks
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Ghost Sightings From Brooks
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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