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An martian voyager from deep space can sometimes be distinguished cleaning a blood-splattered scarf in Crazy Spring late in the night.
An alien from another world is repeatedly noticed at night gazing across Alder Flat.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances at Baker Creek after midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the current.
A colossal elk can often be witnessed up on Amelia Butte going crazy.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword can be noticed repeatedly hurling rocks in Fern Patch at midnight. In any case, it's sure a menacing ghost that should be shunned.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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