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These are some lies we made up about Boulder Creek.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been perceived on a few occasions in a Boulder Creek area supermarket, pacing the aisles.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot may often be spotted up on Ben Lomond Mountain flickering a flash light.
A very large gnu may be perceived often drifting down Alba Creek after midnight.
A gargantuan burro is every so often seen shifting orbs about at night by a mailbox in Boulder Creek.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack gripping a large axe is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions resting at the dining table in a Boulder Creek trailer appearing chilling. Locals here argue that this spirit may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Boulder Creek in the past.
A space alien from another world has frequently been distinguished looking furiously at the eye witness in Ben Lomond County Park at the stroke of midnight.
A frightening skeleton
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is often spotted staggering through an apartment in Boulder Creek. A woman who lives here alleges that this ghost might be a celebrated days gone by native of Boulder Creek.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been perceived on frequent instances by Beatty Slide tossing chunks of concrete.
A fluorescent
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human shape may frequently be distinguished being carried by a horse down a road near Boulder Creek.
An Icthyosaurus has from time to time been distinguished gulping blood from a bottle down beside Bulls Spring at midnight.
A massive chinchilla is now and then witnessed munching on a hotdog in Connely Gulch on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking man having on a denim jacket has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances staring across Big Basin in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the locals definitely claims that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Boulder Creek local person.
A space invader from planet Pluto may now and then be spotted smoking a pipe in a wooden boat on Lake McKenzie.
An alien from outer space was perceived at a coin operated phone in Boulder Creek talking on the telephone.
The Wizard of Oz came into sight reading a pamphlet in Aņo Nuevo State Park right by the ranger station.
A massive jerboa was spotted strolling through a Boulder
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Creek neighborhood cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Boulder Creek
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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