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These are some lies we made up about Boron.
A very large cougar is now and then perceived watching movies in a Boron living room after midnight.
An ET from planet Venus has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions verbalizing into the thin air in Kern County Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a grower in a farmer hat may occasionally be witnessed reading a pamphlet up on Mound.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was observed enjoying the view at Reclamation Dam Edwards Air Base at night.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot was distinguished in Red Rock Canyon State Park right by the ranger station sniveling. This spirit is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been many additional stories of this precise spirit. In any case, it's sure a menacing ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Boron
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Ghost Sightings From Boron
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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