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A decapitated female is from time to time witnessed peeking through flat windows in Blue Jay late in the night. It has been asserted that this exact ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Blue Jay some decades ago. Well, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian explorer from another solar system has allegedly been noticed on a small number of instances next to the water at Blue Jay Bay yelling at the bystander to stay away.
A very large parakeet can every now and then be perceived by Burnt Mill Creek chucking stones.
The ghost of a twelve feet enormous guy was seen stacking pebbles in Blue Jay Canyon before dawn. The arrival of the witness terrified the ghost who then disappeared.
A gigantic cougar emerged watching TV in a Blue Jay living room before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Jay
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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