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An martian tourist from another world is now and then observed seated at the dining table in a Bloomington building.
A space invader from another planet has been noticed on frequent occasions in a desolate place in the vicinity of Bloomington.
The spirit of a gentleman having half his head lost has repeatedly been made out walking by the side of a gloomy highway in close proximity to Bloomington.
A gigantic gila monster is regularly spotted struggling to seize something in Mojave National Preserve outside the park headquarters.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship may often be noticed dispatching a parcel at a Bloomington post office.
The ghost of a young lady having on a blood-splattered dress can be witnessed often discussing into the night as if someone in addition was in attendance.
Julius Ceasar has once in a while been noticed walking a Pit Bull after midnight on a shady Bloomington residential street.
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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