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These are some lies we made up about Bloomington.
An martian traveler from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on a few instances sitting in a chair in an apartment in Bloomington.
The ghost of a mail carrier was witnessed turning toward the bystander underneath a streetlight in Bloomington. This is one of those ghosts that is observed frequently close by. People here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is the struggling soul of a long departed Bloomington resident.
A cyclop appeared hiding a body by a sizeable rock in Avalon Park before dawn.
A gentleman's body with the head of a pig was noticed going wild in a motor boat on Lake Evans. The eye witness ran off when she distinguished the spirit. Locals allege that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Bloomington some decades ago. One thing's for certain, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that you would not want to bump into before sunrise.
The ghost of a man holding a
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sword became visible hurling boulders by Hot Spring around midnight. When the watcher emerged the ghost escaped.
An alien from the cosmos was observed carving a hollow by Rialto Bench.
A giant finch was distinguished monitoring the vista from the highest spot of Jurupa Mountains before sunrise.
The ghost of a lady with words etched
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into her arm has often been witnessed after midnight fluttering over the Jurupa Mountains.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her neck is often witnessed marching from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bloomington avenue. A local woman argues that this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Bloomington a long time ago.
A lady with the head of a beast has been said to have been seen on frequent instances searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Bloomington home late in the night.
An ET may frequently be observed at Cable Creek before sunrise flinging pieces of wood into the current.
A woman hauling her head underneath her arm can be observed repeatedly in Johnson Canyon late at night talking into the thin air. Several of the people here declare this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Bloomington.
The alien commander of a UFO has occasionally been seen right by the entrance to California Citrus State Park seeking
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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