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These are some lies we made up about Biola.
An enormous salamander has every now and then been witnessed snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Biola.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is every now and then made out playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Biola building.
A frightening creature has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Wootten Park around midnight. Whichever way, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
A gargantuan mole may every now and then be seen in a mirror in a Biola trailer; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
A big creepy ogre has regularly been perceived seeking a picture under a parked vehicle in a Biola parking lot in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Biola
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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