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These are some lies we made up about Big Sur.
An extremely large reptile was observed checking out Anderson Canyon in detail late at night.
The phantom of a young man dressed in a denim jacket appeared hauling a body from the freezing water of Anderson Creek very late at night. The ghost greeted the watcher. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Big Sur some time ago. In any event, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A beheaded guy was made out looking scary in John Little State Park late in the night. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being distinguished. Regardless of what, this is a hostile phantom that should be avoided.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg severed became visible looking crossly at the observer up on the top of Anderson Peak. Panicked by the bystanders the ghost withdrew into the night.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn was seen going nuts in the early morning hours on a lawn in Big Sur.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Sur
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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