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These are some lies we made up about Big Pine.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft can every now and then be noticed chucking boulders into the current at Baker Creek before dawn.
An martian vacationer from another solar system has often been witnessed by Rolling Green Terrace piling boulders.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform is regularly noticed demolishing a bag in Big Pine Triangle County Park at the stroke of midnight. No matter what, it's undeniably a frightening phantom that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An alien from planet Jupiter can frequently be seen gulping blood from a mug up on the highest spot of Crater Mountain.
A giant dugong has occasionally been noticed trying to locate a glove beside Big Pine Spring late in the night.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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